I'm not sure if it's the youngest sibling syndrome in me coming out or what. Lately it seems that I've grown to have some sort of complex in thinking that everyone is out to get me. I'm not sure it's completely without merit in all situations, but obviously I overreact.
I think it must be a sign that the aliens coming to take over earth are nearly here. We must all plan accordingly. Canned food prices will soon rise once merchants read my blog, so make sure and buy them before the jump happens.
Tin foil is already nearly sold out, as that is the only surefire way to construct an alien-proof shelter. Gumballs, their greatest fear and the most effective weapon, are selling for millions on ebay.
Act quickly, my friends.
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